THE CYRUS FAMILY

Billy Ray Cyrus considers himself a musician. That was his first mistake. His second? Deciding to reproduce. Billy Ray has no talent and he should have kept an achy, breaky heart instead of creating the spawn that is Miley Cyrus. Billy Ray's life is full of wrong turns and slip-ups. Deciding to let his teenage daughter become a Disney star? Horrible, terrible decision. She is now ruined, following the trail of Lindsey Lohan. I have not even mentioned the family's acting ability (or lack there of). Allowing Miley/Hannah Montana to make movies is like telling a monkey that it will be the president of the United States. People actually pay money to see that garbage. Poor people, I feel so bad for them. Billy Ray should do us all a favor, and take his family out of the music business, cut that knappy head of hair, and take a long walk off a short pier.